Wednesday, July 29, 2009

What's Google Got to Do With It?

Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search
Shelby needs to show his own birth certificate before he calls on anyone else to show theirs.

... kinda bothered by the "him" part of the statement - I was marked as a male on a medical form just a week ago and get mail for Mr. Shelby Schweri often... **sigh**

"[your name] looks like"
Shelby looks like she is saying "Oh yeah! this is the life! ... Although Shelby looks like a clam, appearances can be deceiving...
okay, I sense a theme with my google hits - it either came up with Senator Richard Shelby or, as in this one, a pug named Shelby who has her own website. So, basically, I am a old man or an ugly dog - I will leave that to you to figure out in the remainder of this blog post... tread lightly my friend.

"[your name] wants"
Shelby wants Senate to filibuster stimulus bill!
sure would be helpful if I'd paid more attention to my history book and less to the history student teacher in 6th grade... **big sigh**

"[your name] does"
Shelby does hair!
if you ask my daughter I am certain she will not agree about the doing hair part - administering unspeakable torture to her small head is more likely

"[your name] hates"
Shelby hates Tickle Me Elmo!
oh come on, Elmo is my "mommy needs a quick shower" ace-in-the-hole... I could never hate that little fury red fella {even if he does insist on asking a baby a question it can't possibly answer and then scaring it with a full face kiss... anyone else find that strange?}

"[your name] asks"
Shelby asks Big Three CEO, is 25 Billion Enough?
well, is it?

"[your name] likes"
Shelby likes to eat cheese, butterflies, bacon, bubbles, flowers, twigs, grass, greenies, paper, ice cubes, cherry tomatoes ...
sometimes I get munchy and there isn't much in the house, don't judge me!

"[your name] eats"
Shelby eats Cheerios!
where's the shame in that? Lowered my cholesterol in 6 weeks... Patrick is still working on the garage...

"[your name] wears"
Shelby wears is on Facebook. Join Facebook to connect with Shelby Wears and others you may know.
this one made me laugh out loud - which scared the cat- which scratched the "I need a band-aid" kid- which made me put the cat in "time out" {not joking about that one my friends}

"[your name] was arrested for"
Shelby was arrested for Purchasing Vehicles with Bad Checks!
good to know you can buy cars with checks, hafta try that one out... and I've been walking every where for the past year - geez!

"[your name] loves"
Shelby loves Pork!

if you can believe it I am stumped on this one, I do like pork and can't think of anything to say that is g-rated.

Fun, fun, fun is what this post is. Thanks Katie for pulling me out of my bloggy slump. Give this meme a try and post back here if you do, I mean WHEN you do. Life it to short to not have fun with it... now where is the check book, I need me a car.


  1. Seriously the FUNNIEST one I've read yet! I really lol and I don't ever really laugh out loud when I am reading or watching movies. So much to say, so little room in a comment!
    Talk tomorrow?!

  2. Yours are funny! Mine were kind of inappropriate, so I decided not to do a post. LOL!